Maria - Twin - Spanish+Canadian - Single as it can get, as i tend to mess everything up! Addicted to smokes, blunts and pepsi. 20 years old, looks like Im 16 ;)

 

familiaralien:

remember-pants-terezi:

AnalThrasher69 is a good person

This is literally my favourite youtube comment string of all time.

familiaralien:

remember-pants-terezi:

AnalThrasher69 is a good person

This is literally my favourite youtube comment string of all time.

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

baracknobama:

theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits

and im there like image

(Source: baracknobama)

zooophagous:

boujhetto:




Man’s best friend

I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”

fucked his shit up

LMMFAOOOOO

He just puts him over the counter all “Yeah that’s right Sparky you fuck his shit up”

zooophagous:

boujhetto:

Man’s best friend

I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”

fucked his shit up

LMMFAOOOOO

He just puts him over the counter all “Yeah that’s right Sparky you fuck his shit up”

(Source: zennmaister)

zacwells:

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

toramorigan:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

image

#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit