voxamberlynn:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

PAHAHAHA the grass blade part got me.

helenofdestroy:

Grüner See (Green Lake) is a lake in Styria, AustriaIn the winter you’ll find crisp, tranquil grasslands and lake that is only about 3 to 6 feet deep.  However, during the spring, when the temperature rises and the snow melts, the basin of land below the mountains fills with water. The lake reaches its maximum depth of around 40 feet from mid-May to June and is claimed to look the most beautiful at this time.

sceptre:

when you see your best friend hanging out with someone you hate

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(Source: SCEPTRE)

unexotic:

unexotic:

is ur music ever so loud u feel like ur suffocating

update: i was having an asthma attack